End of the season 1.mp3 No Fake 100% real

Well it was funny and all that stuff but unfortunately is time to close the shop and return to our planets. I think that this experience was an interesting one when I can make a lot of shitposting and write two funny reviews about two funny movies that had a lot of social commentary (and here I just want to see only dead and destruction)

It looks like this semester

At least this exercise help me a lot to improved my writing skills , so today I can write a lot of shit but no is very good shit, like god tier of shitposting and stuff. In fact in the future I will like to write about more movie reviews and make a lot of allegorys to Lucia Hirirart and Lucho Jara.

GOD TIER

 And also talk about anime in the name of Cthulhu the Old One, Destructor of the Earth.

Please Daddy

I think that in the next English class we can make that the students write tales so they can improve their writing much more, but also they can do some oral class that help them improve in speaking part.

That only if Third Floor decides to do it.

At least I wasn’t in any strike

(Piñera Wins)

O WAI…

Pride or how you can learn to accept money of everyone

Pride is a movie about the friendship of a LGBT activist group and some miners in strike of Onllwyn, Wales during the “British Miners Strike” in 1984. The LGBT groups form the LGSM (Lesbians and Gays Support the Miners) so they can help the miners in the strike with MONEY, A LOT OF MONEY.

Give me money you dikes¡

I mean these guys collect £11,000 to support the strike, in Chilean that a lot so I very like this movie because I learn that you can have money from a lot of places , you only have to be tolerant , easy peasy broh.

EXACTLY

My favorite character was Gwen because she was a very funny elder woman (Just like Thatcher) and was with the lessons of this movie one of the best thing of the movie.

And also the disco scene, the best scene of this movie because I FUCKING miss disco men, like a lot.

YAY

The bad thing is that the character of Mark Ashton died of HIV/AIDS but the good thing is that our Iron Lady Margaret Thatcher keep the great kingdom safe.

The true face of a feminist

Good I love empowered women, who says you can be a feminist?

My favorite subject in ICEI that its not Shitposting 101

This is hard to decide because the only thing that I want in my life is a strike or that a missile blast JGM to oblivion.

YAY

But seeing that I have to do this new entry to the blog I think I’m going to pick “Photojournalism”, a very funny class when I can play with a camera.

NO YAY

In that class I have learnt how use a camera and how to take a very nice photo, generally we have to opportunity to see a series of journalist pictures and analyze the entire thing that makes that image a nice photo.

Generally I have to go with my camera so I can take very nice photos and see all the gnarly functions that this magical device had like a BLACK AND WHITE FILTER!

YAY X 2

I like this class because I want to be a photojournalist son this is VERY useful so I can have the knowledge necessary to fulfill my suicidal dream to be killed during reporting in the Middle East.

Also if very nice to take photos and be pay for it.

Because money bitches.

Foreign Policy

The website I have chosen is called Foreign Policy: http://foreignpolicy.com/

Foreign Policy is an American news publication, it was founded in 1970 and has a focus in international news and USA policy  . It produces content daily on its website and in six print issues annually.

In this website I can see news of the entire world, one can chose the part of the world (The Americas, Europe, Middle East and Africa, Asia and South Asia) that you want to focus and it has a very good gallery of photojournalism of the week. But also wants your money and offers you all the time a super premium deluxe pack so you can have the possibility to see the printed magazine in PDF.

I visit this website every day I can trough Facebook (I liked the Facebook page of Foreign Policy) and I liked very much because thanks to that I can have news of all the world every time I want, also it has a focus of African, Asian and Easter European news that not all news website have.

The music I like (THE SCREAM OF AGONY OF MY ENEMIES)

My favorite band is… I don’t know so I am going to put “Mago de Oz” just because.

NO

This band was formed in 1988, the year when the “No” defeats the “Si” and the Soviet Union was ready to die, Metal is the genre of the music this band play, but not any Metal, this is Folk Metal so it has a lot of reference to the medieval Spain, except the invasion to the Americas, that shit is not very good publicity.

P.R of the century

My favorite theme of the band is “La posada de los muertos” because it sound cool and they make feel like going to a tavern and drink until I died of cirrhosis, hepatitis A and appendicitis with a grin in my face.

TADA

In 2013 they released his last single “Fiesta Pagana 2.0” that is basically the first “Fiesta Pagana” but with nice things, 4 year have passed and I like ready to kill myself because in this dark times in the University Of Chile I really need some Folk Shit™.

And a Dragon.

The Best Feminist Photography ever take.

I don’t know who took this photo (only that it was from EFE) but whoever it was I’m pretty sure it was a master photographer who now works covering war and some other shit.

MASTERPIECE

It shows a lovely lady named Lucia Hiriart talking of a sexual form to his husband Augusto Pinochet Ugarte (also known as One Punch Man) during a event of some type (I don’t know the date but I’m pretty sure that it was in this century).

I like this photo because is as feminist photo who show the empowered of the woman over her hetero-cis-patriarchal men who is nothing that a faggot who only listen Lucky Punch made by the emperor of mankind itself Lucho “IMPERIUM” Jara.

It’s very clear that she is the active part in the relation and I’m pretty sure that she also satisfied the BDSM fetish that we all know Pinochet has.

Pinochet and Lucia celebrating the dead of Allende, 1973.

That’s all folk see you next time.

Bread and Roses or how Janitors can create a Marxism revolution inside a building

This movie was fine, not excellent, just fine. Sometimes was going too fast and I think the sub-plot of the romance between Maya and Sam was unnecessary and bad developed, I mean in one scene they are hugging and in the next they are fucking.

YOU HAVE TO SLOW DOWN KIDDO.

I like the determination of the janitors and the tactic they used to achieve better working conditions. I have to admit that I was expecting guerrilla wannabe stuff put in motion but then I remembered that this movie was inspired in real events so fuck my fantasy.

Real Janitor Warriors.

My favorite character was Rosa because she destroys the dirty plans of these commies and ascends in the social class like a true apex predator.

My favorite scene was the beginning in the frontier between USA and Mexico because I thought that it was going to be a “Sicario” like film but then in the next scene it became in the fucking “The Office”.

Well, at least I respect the janitor more.

The real champion of the gods.