My Autobiography

I dont want to do this.

[breathes in]

It was the year 1997, the year of the movie Titanic and all that shit, the year of the end of the First Congo War. All that information is that relevant to the history? No, but make look like this it’s going to be a funnier story that the boring homework that it really is.

 

FUNNY AS FUCK

I was born in Santiago in that very funny year, my parents were a "linarense" (of Linares) called Juan and a "colinana" (of Colina) called Maria Marcela. Nothing special.

My first home was an apartment in front of Metro Los Pajaritos (Pajariutous for the gringos). After the birth of my first brother, Diego, we move out to Maipú in a street called “The Golondrinas” (Goloundrinas for the gringos), in that time I started going to “Piruetas” kindergaten learning how not to be a load to my parents and stuff.

Like not do it this for example

After that period of frivolous things I was sent to San Leonardo elementary school where the only good thing was the food. Then my second brother, Juan Sebastian, was born and for matters of economic currency I was send to San Andres elementary school in which I have very good memories.

Yeah.

Then I was in “Centenario” High School where I was part of a photograpy workshop  , that led me decide that I wanna be a photojournalist because FUCK YOU , THAT’S WHY.

No really I dont have a clue, I just like the photojournalist career.

Then I pass the PSU and enter in the SUPREME UNIVERSITY OF CHILE.

Good memories

I don’t know why.

That’s all for now.

I like Sci-Fi , Anime and a lots of Thrillers.

Bye