My favorite piece of technology

IF I HAD ONE !!!!

I think my favorite piece of technology is my Samsung Notebook; it was a present to me when I graduated from elementary school to enter high school back in 2013.  

YAY

I use it to do the annoying homework of the great University of Chile, see videos in YouTube, make memes in Facebook, download games in The Pirate Bay and watch porn (giggles). I think you have to use the keyboard and mouse but I’m not so sure.

How i use you?!

I use it every day, as long as I can, like a fucking cocaine addict.

I like my notebook because is so goddamn useful to do basically anything, without it I couldn’t do the irritating homework (Kill Me), see memes in Facebook (Kill Me x 300) or watch porn.

i cant live without my notebook

So basically this notebook is very important to me.

Why did i chose this carrer?

When I was a kid I always wanted to be an astronaut. Flying into the unknown and discover new planets was an amazing dream.

Then reality happens.

Welp...so i dont want to be an astronaut now

During the great part of my scholarship I didn’t care about careers, in the most part I was interested in just had a very good NEM to enter in the University of Chile where I was going to study anything depending on my score, because the legends tell that in the University of Chile you can have a very good curriculum.

Best Joke Ever

Then I discover war journalism and of something I have to die so I was going to study journalism. It was that or be a lawyer.

My experience in the university was nice and calm.

For the most part.

Because in 2016 the 45% of the time I was in strike.

Yay.

Whatever, right now my priorities is do it well until I can become a war journalist and then going to a conflict to make money with gruesome photos and finally die.

Best Ending Ever

My Autobiography

I dont want to do this.

[breathes in]

It was the year 1997, the year of the movie Titanic and all that shit, the year of the end of the First Congo War. All that information is that relevant to the history? No, but make look like this it’s going to be a funnier story that the boring homework that it really is.

 

FUNNY AS FUCK

I was born in Santiago in that very funny year, my parents were a "linarense" (of Linares) called Juan and a "colinana" (of Colina) called Maria Marcela. Nothing special.

My first home was an apartment in front of Metro Los Pajaritos (Pajariutous for the gringos). After the birth of my first brother, Diego, we move out to Maipú in a street called “The Golondrinas” (Goloundrinas for the gringos), in that time I started going to “Piruetas” kindergaten learning how not to be a load to my parents and stuff.

Like not do it this for example

After that period of frivolous things I was sent to San Leonardo elementary school where the only good thing was the food. Then my second brother, Juan Sebastian, was born and for matters of economic currency I was send to San Andres elementary school in which I have very good memories.

Yeah.

Then I was in “Centenario” High School where I was part of a photograpy workshop  , that led me decide that I wanna be a photojournalist because FUCK YOU , THAT’S WHY.

No really I dont have a clue, I just like the photojournalist career.

Then I pass the PSU and enter in the SUPREME UNIVERSITY OF CHILE.

Good memories

I don’t know why.

That’s all for now.

I like Sci-Fi , Anime and a lots of Thrillers.

Bye