My favorite subject in ICEI that its not Shitposting 101

This is hard to decide because the only thing that I want in my life is a strike or that a missile blast JGM to oblivion.

YAY

But seeing that I have to do this new entry to the blog I think I’m going to pick “Photojournalism”, a very funny class when I can play with a camera.

NO YAY

In that class I have learnt how use a camera and how to take a very nice photo, generally we have to opportunity to see a series of journalist pictures and analyze the entire thing that makes that image a nice photo.

Generally I have to go with my camera so I can take very nice photos and see all the gnarly functions that this magical device had like a BLACK AND WHITE FILTER!

YAY X 2

I like this class because I want to be a photojournalist son this is VERY useful so I can have the knowledge necessary to fulfill my suicidal dream to be killed during reporting in the Middle East.

Also if very nice to take photos and be pay for it.

Because money bitches.

Foreign Policy

The website I have chosen is called Foreign Policy: http://foreignpolicy.com/

Foreign Policy is an American news publication, it was founded in 1970 and has a focus in international news and USA policy  . It produces content daily on its website and in six print issues annually.

In this website I can see news of the entire world, one can chose the part of the world (The Americas, Europe, Middle East and Africa, Asia and South Asia) that you want to focus and it has a very good gallery of photojournalism of the week. But also wants your money and offers you all the time a super premium deluxe pack so you can have the possibility to see the printed magazine in PDF.

I visit this website every day I can trough Facebook (I liked the Facebook page of Foreign Policy) and I liked very much because thanks to that I can have news of all the world every time I want, also it has a focus of African, Asian and Easter European news that not all news website have.

The music I like (THE SCREAM OF AGONY OF MY ENEMIES)

My favorite band is… I don’t know so I am going to put “Mago de Oz” just because.

NO

This band was formed in 1988, the year when the “No” defeats the “Si” and the Soviet Union was ready to die, Metal is the genre of the music this band play, but not any Metal, this is Folk Metal so it has a lot of reference to the medieval Spain, except the invasion to the Americas, that shit is not very good publicity.

P.R of the century

My favorite theme of the band is “La posada de los muertos” because it sound cool and they make feel like going to a tavern and drink until I died of cirrhosis, hepatitis A and appendicitis with a grin in my face.

TADA

In 2013 they released his last single “Fiesta Pagana 2.0” that is basically the first “Fiesta Pagana” but with nice things, 4 year have passed and I like ready to kill myself because in this dark times in the University Of Chile I really need some Folk Shit™.

And a Dragon.

The Best Feminist Photography ever take.

I don’t know who took this photo (only that it was from EFE) but whoever it was I’m pretty sure it was a master photographer who now works covering war and some other shit.

MASTERPIECE

It shows a lovely lady named Lucia Hiriart talking of a sexual form to his husband Augusto Pinochet Ugarte (also known as One Punch Man) during a event of some type (I don’t know the date but I’m pretty sure that it was in this century).

I like this photo because is as feminist photo who show the empowered of the woman over her hetero-cis-patriarchal men who is nothing that a faggot who only listen Lucky Punch made by the emperor of mankind itself Lucho “IMPERIUM” Jara.

It’s very clear that she is the active part in the relation and I’m pretty sure that she also satisfied the BDSM fetish that we all know Pinochet has.

Pinochet and Lucia celebrating the dead of Allende, 1973.

That’s all folk see you next time.

Bread and Roses or how Janitors can create a Marxism revolution inside a building

This movie was fine, not excellent, just fine. Sometimes was going too fast and I think the sub-plot of the romance between Maya and Sam was unnecessary and bad developed, I mean in one scene they are hugging and in the next they are fucking.

YOU HAVE TO SLOW DOWN KIDDO.

I like the determination of the janitors and the tactic they used to achieve better working conditions. I have to admit that I was expecting guerrilla wannabe stuff put in motion but then I remembered that this movie was inspired in real events so fuck my fantasy.

Real Janitor Warriors.

My favorite character was Rosa because she destroys the dirty plans of these commies and ascends in the social class like a true apex predator.

My favorite scene was the beginning in the frontier between USA and Mexico because I thought that it was going to be a “Sicario” like film but then in the next scene it became in the fucking “The Office”.

Well, at least I respect the janitor more.

The real champion of the gods.

My favorite piece of technology

IF I HAD ONE !!!!

I think my favorite piece of technology is my Samsung Notebook; it was a present to me when I graduated from elementary school to enter high school back in 2013.  

YAY

I use it to do the annoying homework of the great University of Chile, see videos in YouTube, make memes in Facebook, download games in The Pirate Bay and watch porn (giggles). I think you have to use the keyboard and mouse but I’m not so sure.

How i use you?!

I use it every day, as long as I can, like a fucking cocaine addict.

I like my notebook because is so goddamn useful to do basically anything, without it I couldn’t do the irritating homework (Kill Me), see memes in Facebook (Kill Me x 300) or watch porn.

i cant live without my notebook

So basically this notebook is very important to me.

Why did i chose this carrer?

When I was a kid I always wanted to be an astronaut. Flying into the unknown and discover new planets was an amazing dream.

Then reality happens.

Welp...so i dont want to be an astronaut now

During the great part of my scholarship I didn’t care about careers, in the most part I was interested in just had a very good NEM to enter in the University of Chile where I was going to study anything depending on my score, because the legends tell that in the University of Chile you can have a very good curriculum.

Best Joke Ever

Then I discover war journalism and of something I have to die so I was going to study journalism. It was that or be a lawyer.

My experience in the university was nice and calm.

For the most part.

Because in 2016 the 45% of the time I was in strike.

Yay.

Whatever, right now my priorities is do it well until I can become a war journalist and then going to a conflict to make money with gruesome photos and finally die.

Best Ending Ever